May the Lights Be With You

Announcer: "...and the crowd goes wild! Bailey, you just made it to school in record time! How did you do it?"

Bailey: "Oh, you just gotta know how to work the lights. If they are all green, then, you know, you're going to make it there... quickly."

Announcer: "That is just fascinating! What a way to start the day!"

The Difference Between Red and Green

I almost died laughing during Abstract Algebra today:

Teacher: "...one is green and the other is red so there isn't much difference"

Important observation: Teacher is COMPLETELY colorblind.

My thoughts: "I know what he means, but to him, there is NO difference, and to me, those colors seem completely different... either way, the analogy doesn't work."

(I knew he meant very there is very little difference. And on another note...)



In your opinion: Is there a big difference between red and green? What if there is another context, like there are two cars exactly the same except one is red and the other is green, then is there a big difference?

I loathe... (part 3)

I loathe cilantro.
I loathe seeing purple with yellow.
I loathe seeing red with green.