My students had a quiz this week and there were logic circuits on the quiz. The directions required the student to "write a logical statement using the diagram." Since I didn't emphasize that their answers should be in the form of a *symbolic* statement, one student decided to only write an English statement, which would have been alright if the student had done it correctly.
Here is what the student wrote:
"If it is delicious it is fried or it is not pork, but if it is fried it is pork."
This is funniest while grading at 2 am. The handwriting only makes it funnier.