Other Professor: (This professor says some funny things, but not as many as the other one. This professor teaches my Linear Algebra class and these should be read with thick Latino accent.)
(Speaking of America's history) "In this country you have New York. Other than that you don't have cities- you have trains."
"If we squint a little bit, then it looks like the two dimensional complex number space."
"Whenever you have an equivalence you feel compelled to make a collection."
"If you choose carefully, then lots of good things will happen."
"I was young and happy doing homework and watching X-files on Sundays, I remember."